The Gletty's Porch

So I was on my usual evening walk last night and stumbled (literally) on some white wooden horizontal blinds that one of my neighbors was throwing away. As I quickly rushed back to my house all I could think about was why anyone would just throw perfectly good blinds away, especially when they cost about $36.00 a piece. Finally, as I jumped into my vehicle and sped out of my driveway and through the subdivision to get back to those blinds, it occurred to me. They were throwing those blinds out for me. So, to anyone else out there who possibly needs to get rid of anything that has some value, before you decide to give your "junk" to a place like Goodwill where people who are in need can buy it for an astronomical amount, before you think about having a garage sale where you will probably try selling it for more than you bought it for, before you even begin to call your friends to see if they might want your hand-me-downs, PLEASE just leave it out at the street curb. If it's not gone by 9:00pm eastern time, then go ahead and take the before mentioned steps in getting rid of it. Thank you to all:)